" I pray to thee, almighty Guardian of fruits, to bless thy great jam knife with the power to absolve the sins of those who refuse to partake in the delight of consuming jam-filled treats. And I pray to thee to forgive me for the mess, I couldn't help myself to the jars of strawberry jam that were left lying around.
. . . Oh, those were your offerings? Please forgive my blasphemy. I shall recompense by delivering you more jams. "